nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.

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2009-09-18T08:04:44Z

You are feeling the tension between your personal needs and yo... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Aaaaawesome. One kid's got a contagious stomach bug, and another has pink eye. Bring on the hand sanitizer and Lysol! #

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2009-09-17T08:01:13Z

You may not feel as flexible and as easygoing as usual because... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Viva Mexico!! #
I am so over these social work students sharing their parenting stories as if it's credible professional/educational experience. #
WTF happened to the days when there was a Starbucks on every corner?? I miss that. #
Broccoli salad : So yummy and good for you. Broccoli burps : So gross. #
Crazy or persistant? Going for a second round of spin class. The recovery HAS to be better than last time. #
No excuses, play like a champion! #

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2009-09-16T08:02:54Z

You may have definite opinions about how you want to spend you... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
twitpic.com/hwl7d - Poor retardo-dog! #
twitpic.com/hwsdh - This pic has better lighting...poor puppy dog! Just look at that face! #

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2009-09-15T08:01:21Z

Even if you're hot under the collar, it's going to take a lot ... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
RT @jwill9311 Wow... Kanye just ran out onto football field, took ball from Randy Moss and said Irving Fryer is the best Pats receiver ever. #
So upset about Urlacher, the Pats barely won, and the Raiders score in the first quarter. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN FOOTBALL?!?! #
Seriously though, fuck the Raiders. #

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2009-09-14T08:01:18Z

You might need to deal with an immediate financial problem tha... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
I have a lot to be grateful for today! #
Dear Bears - you're muh boys and will be forever, but get your fucking shit together!! XOXO, Alyssa #

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2009-09-13T08:01:17Z

You may not be feeling very cooperative now, even if you care ... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Really though, I make the best green chile...I used a pork roast in it this time. Mmmmmmm. #
Spaghetti squash, fire-roasted tomato, parmesan, fresh ground pepper and garlic salt = NOM. #
So completely un-stoked about working at 6:30 AM, but the sunrise and having the world's cutest babies waiting for me there about makes ... #

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2009-09-12T08:01:15Z

You might make a big deal about how much you support someone e... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Today at work has been so busy, I feel like it's been about five days in one shift! #

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2009-09-11T08:04:07Z

The Moon's return to your sign can lift your spirits, but also... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #

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2009-09-10T08:00:42Z

I saw a 5 dollar bill in the middle of the sidewalk & didn't pick it up b/c I'm on campus & thought it was there b/c of a social experiment. #
Dilemma! I totally want a $9 Threadless t-shirt, but I don't know what to make of the sizing. anyone have any insight? #

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2009-09-09T08:00:52Z

You can use clever words to make it appear as if you are fully... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
the one fucking pair of uggs i ever wanted, on 6pm.com, gone. SO PISSED. #

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2009-09-08T08:01:27Z

You could be uncertain about a new romance now as Mercury turn... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #

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2009-09-07T08:01:21Z

There are so many ways to interpret what's going on now, but o... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Man, I have got to get Sirius radio for one channel alone: Lithium. I have zero interest in just about all recent (post 1999) bands/artists. #

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2009-09-06T08:01:15Z

You want to be seen as someone who is responsible to your frie... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
twitpic.com/go7im - Got my makeups did at MAC just for fun-think I might do this look 4 the wedding! #
Headed to Cloud 9 for some delicious hookah, mmm. #
I gotta say...part of the reason I love football season is the hilarious Coors Light commercials. #

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2009-09-05T08:01:38Z

Even your wildest dreams keep coming back to your career, for ... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Hey Zappos friends - I need a friends & family coupon! #
Pissed that my legs hurt this bad, I'm finding it tough to stand & sit, much less work out. Any remedies for severe muscle pain out there? #
twitpic.com/giblq - Looks like she loves my laptop as much as I do! #
has the best hubs-to-be in the whooooole world. :) #

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2009-09-04T08:01:31Z

Your key planet Mercury is bent out of shape today by warrior ... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
omfg, my leggss. I knew this would happen, but it doesn't make it any more pleasant. Feels like someone took a baseball bat 2 my lower half. #
At the Henderson Fire Dept for a practicum meeting/activity, and the newbie firefighters are doing physical training. And o...m...g. hawt. #

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2009-09-03T08:02:38Z

OMG SPIN CLASS why didn't you people WARN ME?!! My legs/knees are now refusing to cooperate, which, incidentally, looks hilarious. FML. #
Should also mention that I enjoyed the class. The music kicked ASS - RHCP, SOAD, No Doubt, Offspring, Metallica. Nice change from my usual. #
Watching the re-run of the Bears/Broncos game, and wanting hookah. If this was MY house I could do both. Boo. #

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2009-09-02T08:01:29Z

Your key planet Mercury is freed from the chains of reason tod... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
After multiple searches, I found the degree, SS card, and birth cert I thought I'd lost. Persistance (and prayer/meditation) pays off! #
A Pumpkin Spice Latte w/regular milk & whipped cream has 410 calories and 17 grams of fat. And that's just the Grande! Holy.Crap. #

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2009-09-01T08:01:46Z

Although you may be thinking about going back to school or sta... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
My birthdate got typo-ed in 2004 so i now need a birth cert to get a replacement SS card. B cert will take 12 wks. Fuck my fucking life. #
My professor is talking about Indian food, and curry. Mmmm. Curry. #
My arms are gonna be mad at me tomorrow! Well, I hope they will. If not, I'll be mad at them. Does that even make sense? #

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2009-08-31T08:02:28Z

You would do well to languish in the support of your closest f... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Just got hit on by a guy with a two-tone fauxhawk wearing a Tapout shirt. FML. #
Watching Bridezillas and wondering if it's any coincidence that these chicks are BUSTED. I'd be angry too! Also, Nate is horrified. Haha #
Quite pleased with how the Bears are doing so far. Yes I am aware it's "just pre-season", but these are my BOYS! #
Got $25 gift certificates to my fave wine bar and Aureole in the Mandalay Bay for 2 bucks each! Thanks @S_Wash for the tip! #
RT @S_Wash From now thu Mon, Aug 31st, u can snatch up $25 Restaurant.com certificates 4 just $2 apiece! Use coupon code TASTE at checkout. #

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2009-08-30T08:01:32Z

Oil and water do not mix, and today neither do your thoughts a... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Google homepage has an MJ thing going on - very cool. Happy Birthday MJ! #
twitpic.com/ft1by - I so rarely got dolled up to go out anymore figured I should document it! #
Oh shit, Livin On A Prayer! Reminds me of @Absteramonos, @DirettoreSabino and @BigRobb, every time! Good times =D #
I need a boy to two-step with! #

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2009-08-29T08:01:49Z

Your key planet Mercury is tuned into beautiful Venus now, ena... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
I killed it at the gym last night! I don't know exactly what 'it' is, but I do know it's good and dead. hah #
Ugh. I spent half this morning guzzling water so I can take a drug test properly, and now that it's over I have to pee every 2 minutes. #
twitpic.com/flxko - As if soda/snack machines lurking in hallways weren't bad enough WTF is this? #
Got my eyebrows threaded for the first time today, and I must say they are lookin' fly. Thanks @Nelley and @S_Wash for the info! #
Don't know what's got me so beat today, but it's now time to crawl in bed with the loves of my life - both two and four-legged :) #

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2009-08-28T08:01:33Z

Perhaps it's finally dawned on you that you cannot just fast-t... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #

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2009-08-27T08:01:38Z

Well, u can't 'paint the Sistine Chapel' twice but Quentin comes close. Knew Brad Pitt would be great but OMG Christoph Waltz?! Incredible. #
It's easy for you to see the practical value of exercising sel... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
If U R attending UNLV and are unsure/unmotivated about ur classes, do me a favor and drop out now. You're taking up valuable parking space. #
I've said this before & it's a little bitchy, but I am srsly concerned by some of the people I see floundering their way thru this program. #

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2009-08-26T08:02:09Z

Although your world may be a bit quieter today as the pace of ... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
"It's like you're running on tea and nightmares!" - I love daytime TV. Hahaha #
HAHAHA www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/942873935.html #
Okay, I cannot wait any longer. I NEED to go see Inglourious Basterds, stat. I'll even go alone if I have to. #
Mmm, movies. #
Well, u can't 'paint the Sistine Chapel' twice but Quentin comes close. Knew Brad Pitt would be great but OMG Christoph Waltz?! Incredible. #

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2009-08-25T08:01:57Z

Your current sense of urgency is not your best indicator of ti... More for Gemini bit.ly/3JeAow #
Eating yogurt while driving, and not a Shout Wipe in sight. I like to live dangerously. It's what I do! #
RT @BottleCat -Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart" #
L-O-fucking-L at my last tweet. bwahaha #

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